I've been abandoned. This is not good.
Mum's gone to visit her Mum in Sunny Devon (although it will rain all the time, she says, cos it always does., and it's miles away, although I don't know how far a miles is.
Dad's still here, but he doesn't know about my stuff. He doesn't know about my stinky goodness. He's not here all day cos he does something called work, he won't let me come into the toilet with him like Mum does, and he doesn't let me sleep on his legs all night. The only thing he knows about is my outside water bowl, and a Mancat can't survive for 3 days on an outside water bowl.
Guess we'll just have to manly make the best of it together.
I'm a big fat ginger home without my Mum cat.