Catnapped!

Kitties, I've been catnapped!! Send rescue party ASAP.

DIY Blogging

If Mum won't update my blog, then I'll do it!

Once I've had a bit of a nap, of course.

I'm a big fat ginger keeping the keyboard warm cat.

Prawns for a Good Kitty

Mum just wanted me to let you all know that I'm not still in the Dog (Cat) House after the bitey incident.  We've all made up now - I knew she wouldn't hold out for long, and I've been a very good kitty all week.  So much so that I got prawns.  I think Dad was feeling a bit sorry for me, especially after they moved all the furniture in the lounge and my cushion went missing for a bit.

I likes prawns, even more than I likes Ham, or Corned Beef, and I really like Corned Beef.  Dad even peels them for me, bless him!  Well, I don't have any thumbs, do I?

I'm a big fat ginger full of prawns cat.

Bad Kitty

I've been a bad kitty and am in the dog house - or should that be the cat house?

I was sitting on the sofa next to Mum last night like we usually do, and I'd been asleep (nothing new there).  Then I woke up, got up and down off the sofa a couple of times, and then decided I wanted to sit on Mum's lap.  She obviously wasn't too keen for some reason, I suppose 8 kg of fat ginger cat can get a bit heavy after a while, so she wouldn't let me sit on her.  I was getting a bit frustrated by now, not getting my own way, so as she pushed me back with her arm, I bit her!

As soon as I'd done it, I knew I was in trouble.  In fact, this dawned on me the instant i'd done it, but what to do?  There I am with my teeth firmly embedded in Mum's arm - good job she was wearing a thick jumper. She didn't say or do anything, but just looked at me with that kind of look that makes a kitty know he's in trouble.  So I let go, at which point I was shooshed off the sofa.

So now I don't know what to do.  I tried rolling on my back and looking cute.  I tried playing with my toys.  I tried scampering about.  I tried to sit on Mum's lap again, but she wasn't having any of it.   She's not talking to me now and this morning even shut the bathroom door so I couldn't escort her to the toilet like I always do in the mornings.  Now I know things are bad!

Will just have to sit on the bed for a while and hope she come's round soon.

I'm a big fat bad ginger cat.

Slack Mum

Mum's been a bit slack on the blogging front of late.  Guess I'll just have to do it myself.  Good job I can multi-task.

I'm a big fat ginger  multi-tasking cat.

Licking

I don't know what it is Mum...

but don't worry..

I'll lick it to death!

I'm a big fat ginger cat with my tongue out!

A Big Box

Mum had a delivery, which came in a big box.  Of course, us Kitties need to keep an eye on all boxes in the home, so I checked it out thoroughly.

First one side.

Then the end.

Then inside.  It smells like a new box, but I think there might have already been a kitty in here.

Just have a look round the back here.

It's OK Mum, It's all clear.  To be honest, I'm not really all that keen on boxes.  Now, give me a bag, and I'm your kitty!!

I'm a big fat ginger cat in a bag!